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posted ago by Win_user_654321 ago by Win_user_654321 +20 / -1

Get that gay shit outta here, its now Independence Month. The month where we celebrate a bunch of slave owning white men decided they didn't want to be ruled by other slave owning white men so they fought against tyrannical overlords who tried to disarm their subjects with common sense gun control legislation.

Remember, this is nothing to celebrate given the PROBLEMATIC beliefs held at the time. YIKES, if you still celebrate the founding of a nation built on the idea that everyone should have a say in how the government works then there's a lot to unpack here.

Listen SWEATY, just because we have a constitution that enumerates our natural rights so that no one person or small group of people can hold power over an entire nation of people doesn't mean that you can just say whatever you want or own whatever guns you want.

OH YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD, you still believe that a document written 250 years ago is still valid today. That's a BIG OOF from me. You actually think the slave owning white men 250 years ago that had enough education, forethought, and experience to found a nation based on a set of democratic ideals who decided to codify what it means to be "by the people, of the people, and for the people" had any idea that things might change in the future?

OMG I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW. The fact that you think someone besides a current day leftist could fathom a day where the legacy a person leaves behind is looked upon with pride and deserves respect just proves you're a LITERAL NAZI.

CANCEL INDEPENDENCE DAY. Besides, parades become super spreader events and since the 4th of July is essentially meaningless nowadays, as I've proven with my faultless logic, no one is losing anything by not having a parade. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to dress up in a BDSM outfit, take my 3 year old transgender vegan child to a PRIDE parade so we can revel in our sexual deviance as we expose the next generation of leftists to what it means to be truly free from tyranny. Just don't try to disagree with me or raise your children in a different environment than I do because then you'd a BIGOT CISNAZI TRANSPHOBIC RACIST and I'd get you fired from your job.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 9 points ago +9 / -0

There's too much bootlicking and general fuddery on public playlists claiming to celebrate the Second Amendment. What are your favorite songs featuring guns, fundamental human liberties, tendies, meth, and toes?

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HKgoneWild 12 points ago +12 / -0

When I hear anyone say the phrase, "I support the second amendment but...", I have a sudden urge to defenestrate them through the nearest window.

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NadlerShartWaddle 6 points ago +6 / -0

I support the second amendment but... I don't think it goes far enough in protecting our rights.

I'm standing by the window for that toss.

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Liberatevia300AAC 5 points ago +5 / -0

Perfect. Now get the fuck out there and start making it go further.

defenestrates you

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doing the lord's work... Keep up the good work

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Liberatevia300AAC 4 points ago +4 / -0

I literally changed my vote because of that phrase in a local election.

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Win_user_654321 [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

fuck you I won't do what you tell me

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mojavegreen 4 points ago +4 / -0

You Can't Kill Me- Mojo Nixon and the Classic: Fuck You That's Why-Smut Peddlers

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Gr4ck3L 4 points ago +4 / -0

IdkKAG247 but I'd throw world of shit by nailbomb in there. It's no Tim Petty and the Wildflowers but it'll do a pinch.

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MrEvangelon1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sabaton- Ghost Soldiers (might have the title wrong)

Sorry, no meth, tendies or toes.

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Liberatevia300AAC 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have a request:

Skynet Wuby Widge

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NoneOfYourBusiness 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is bore solvent that bad for the action or is it an old wives tale?

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Llamatime 8 points ago +8 / -0

I put it on everything and have never had an issue. I even get it all over my plastic gats. Just don't forget to lube everything up afterwards.

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Liberatevia300AAC 5 points ago +5 / -0

I use it for lube

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

I use hoppes for the fun times. Does bore solvent sting less or more?

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Liberatevia300AAC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes

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NoneOfYourBusiness 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks for the feedback. What if I use it to clean the bottom of my dirtball kids feet?

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Liberatevia300AAC 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s what gojo is for

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mojavegreen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love the smell of solvent in the morning. It smells like lube...

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NadlerShartWaddle 5 points ago +5 / -0

In theory, like just theoretically, if I lost a 50 BMG incendiary round in my friend's ass, how could it be removed without a doctor and what tool cannot possibly poke the primer?

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Win_user_654321 [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Have him swallow several small but powerful magnets along with a high dosage of laxatives. The magnets will attach to the round and pass normally. Guaranteed to work and certainly won’t cause any gastrointestinal problems

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Llamatime 5 points ago +5 / -0

Been there dude. What you want to do is take the bolt out of your 50 and remove the firing pin ( unless your feeling randy). Now insert the bolt into the anus until the extractor attaches to the case. Then simply pull the bolt, and the round will flop out.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Had same question on cleaning rod handle. Best advice was force it out from the top with spicy greasy food.

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Liberatevia300AAC 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am a Doctor. The best tool for removing this would be a circular saw just above the pelvis so that you can push it out without touching the primer. Afterward, sew the area up and cover it with dead rat skin to facilitate healing. Yes.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 3 points ago +3 / -0

Loosen his zap holster. Missing a 50 BMG around? Insert a pissin' hot 30mm round tied to a string. The 50 BMG round will fall right out and then you should be able to pull the 30mm round out right after.

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TyrantSwaysInWind 4 points ago +4 / -0

There were some field manuals going around either on here or another .win community a while back about urban ops and how to turn a house into a defensive position. Ive found some but they werent as detailed as the ones that were here. Do anybody have them

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Zannyth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Half the fun is building your own igloo the way you like it! But here’s something to get you started, mind the commie link! https://i.redd.it/wbeff9sj46531.jpg

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TyrantSwaysInWind 4 points ago +4 / -0

ME AND THE POOR, POOR MOTHERFUCKER WHO RUNS UP ON ME THANK YOU FOR THIS WONDERFUL RESOURCE

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HKgoneWild 1 point ago +1 / -0

welcome to the jungle increases in volume

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Gr4ck3L 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey bothers, need some oper88r advice. I'm not particularly tacticool and I need some help. Got a few fudd ars with no accessories and would like to know if there is a web place or AOL I can read up on understanding differences in shit like slings, or a decent fight light I can quickly switch between rifle or problem solva? All of the tactical shit out there got me feeling like Occam's Razor, and I just want to be competent with tool.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can ask on here if you want more specific recommendations, but in general the most important things you should do are to 1) get quality parts and 2) train with them. Don't cheap out on Chinesium crap and don't let it sit for too long without running drills and making sure you're comfortable with your setup.

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Liberatevia300AAC 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope you meant oper9r and not operHHr because the former will get you tons of advice and the latter will have me mercilessly ridiculing you and your mom.

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Gr4ck3L 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not tacticool enough for oper9r'dom

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Liberatevia300AAC 6 points ago +6 / -0

Skynet terminate 88 fag nazis are as gay and stupid as commies

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Gr4ck3L 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well fuck I guess wasn't boomer enough to know the 88 fag Nazi reference, but yea that's big gay. Next thing you know a bunch of gender benders will be co-opting rainbow actual for nefarious reasons.

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Liberatevia300AAC 5 points ago +5 / -0

H is the 8th letter, so 88 is heil fagler. It’s gayass not see fag speak or some shit.

The poor rainbow didn’t deserve what the alphabet mafia did to it but whatever, as long as they don’t mess with my brush camies and gi joe undaroos.

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Win_user_654321 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Usually, yes. For the price, you typically get a good gun. Finish is usually the big problem. It wasn’t a high quality bluing but they’re usually mechanically ok. Price feels high in your link though. Personally, I wouldn’t pay over $250 for one

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AlcoholicRetard 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like the vents it has in the barrel, makes it look like a Model 19 and a Python had a baby.

Edit: Looks like they have an identical one called the Martial for $30 less, I can’t tell the difference, maybe I’ll get that one.

https://www.ows-ammo.com/llama-martial-38spl-revolver-4-blue-grade-1

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swiss_k31 1 point ago +1 / -0

Llama makes decent guns. They use proprietary parts, even their 1911's, so nothing interchanges. If it's obviously used check the action timing, it's not fun to blow up a revolver