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AlcoholicRetard 15 points ago +15 / -0

People with crying babies on planes are so inconsiderate, there’s little baby sized bottles of whiskey available to everyone, the solution is so obvious.

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King_Noob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Username checks out.

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scruffyusp 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol, is that someone actually practicing breaching with a spas 12? Wild! You never see those in the wild.

Because they don't work that well honestly. Heavy and the semi auto gas operation is unreliable.

Looks cool and is in all the movies though.

Benellis rule for a reason. Though I admit I want to have a dirty affair with the Fabarm STF12.

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Mmm_crayons 4 points ago +4 / -0

Benellis are good, except when all they give you for it is lock buster rounds, which both wont feed from the mag tube and are too weak to cycle the action, it makes one miss the 590

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scruffyusp 3 points ago +3 / -0

That makes complete sense, semi auto shotguns are for fighting. Pumps as short as possible are for breaching.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 2 points ago +4 / -2

Yes, until you meet Benelli's sexy older sister at Christmas...the Beretta A400. She wears camo and fucks even harder in all weather.

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scruffyusp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can that beretta fit an extra shell on the lifter like my M4 can?

Collapsible stock? Double tap with rifles slugs? Because my Benelli is all that.

Could I have scored a helluva rifle for the two grand I spent? Yep. Do I love that Benelli anyway? Hell yes.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 5 points ago +5 / -0

Benelli still badass. Brother had an M4 I think he didn't clean for 10 years and didn't hickup. But the A400 cycles the weakest trap loads to 3.5 inch shoulder breakers with no adjustment.

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit! That beretta tac gun takes 3.5's?

That's amazing. I remember the Ithaca roadblocker 10ga for killing cars. 12 ga 3.5 isn't far off 10ga at all. That's hot AF.

That's like sex with a stranger you just met and finding out not only did you NOT get aids but she was an actual woman!

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NoneOfYourBusiness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately it doesn't have a collapsible stock. I know how important that is for...reasons that are definitely important and often used.

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AngeredKabar 7 points ago +7 / -0

A fear of mine is getting swarmed by armed Scotsmen with gas masks.

Couldn't understand the fuckers screaming in the first place, everything sounds like, "IF YOU DONT EAT YER MEAT HAOW CAN YE HAEV ANY PUDDIN!?" but put a gas mask between that holy fuckin shit

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget the bagpipes.

The fuckin scots and their fuckin bagpipes...

Can't even hear the retarded autistic voice saying "buy more gats and build shit" with that crap around.

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GeorgeFentanylFloyd 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wish I could afford a SPAS 12

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BaronFalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

that looks like russian operater shit hes wearing