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GibsonDawg 7 points ago +7 / -0

ATF Agent: You expect me to believe you got this to put on your lawn mower?

Me: shooting weeds and burmuda grass Absolutely. See?

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

My lawn is so tall I can’t mow it reliably. It’s now filled with snakes, rabbits and a family of raccoons hiding in the weeds.

I need the fuel filter so I can mow it all down without lots of loud backfiring pops bringing nosey neighbors.

Also unrelated question - how many animal corpses can you fit in a trash can before it becomes questionable?

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is it legal for the ATF to setup honeypots? Can I sue for entrapment if they shot my dog over a fuel filter I bought from Jeff Bezos?

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AngeredKabar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Package Scanned in at local Distribution Center - Richmond, VA

Uhhhhhh

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bwahahahahah!! Well this is it, boys!! Can I count on any of you fine people for the occasional conjugal visit?

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can I sue bezos for selling illegal goods?

How was I too know that they were illegal?