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scruffyusp 9 points ago +9 / -0

How many pedos does it take to get out of a burning building?

Trick question, the doors are nailed shut along with the windows.

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GNN_RNR [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Why do they all have splintery plungers in them?" "Eh, thought it would be funny"

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AlcoholicRetard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is your face made out of Japanese dicks?

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GNN_RNR [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

My face is covered in Japanese dicks

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King_Noob 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tell me about your fat muzzle device.

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GNN_RNR [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dead Air Pyro, basically a concussion grenade strapped to the front of an AR

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

If ya don't hit em the stun will still get em?

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GNN_RNR [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or me. Either way

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Llamatime 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where get?

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't see it, but they do sell a ukraine patch lol.

Legit I kinda want one of those for me a pal who is part of my pedo hunting posse if we can ever hunt one English style.

Except without using hunting dogs and using golf carts instead of horses.

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GNN_RNR [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I talked to the owner, they're trying to get PayPal to release the funds in their account because apparently PayPal can just keep your money if they don't like what you're selling. They also had magazines with that printed on them lol

Would a golf cart or 4wheeler be better for that?

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thebagel264 2 points ago +2 / -0

Golf cart already has cupholders

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd say 4 wheeler for practicality and golf cart for sheer comedic value.

I'd say here at weekend, we're all about comedy.

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GNN_RNR [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well now I have to find a .50 to mount on a golf cart

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be the very tits my good man, the very tits indeed. (Adjusts monocle and Dora the explorer windbreaker)

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trump4045 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bonus points for actually naming the fed on the shirt.