posted ago by Win_user_654321 [M] ago by Win_user_654321 +6 / -0

Dog days of summer mean only one thing … you gotta wake up extra early to get drunk enough to shoot guns before noon.

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AngeredKabar 6 points ago +6 / -0

One time I visited the public kinda range gun club thing at ft. Bliss.

Only our government would put a bar in a gun range.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who else supports the Car Key analogy? If I'm shit faced, with my car keys in my pocket...not illegal. If I'm shit faced, with gun holstered...same thing.

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AngeredKabar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eh, cops do that whole constructive intent thing if you have keys and shit faced. I know a guy that passed out in the back seat of his car and he caught a DUI because he had his keys on him. I think he's trying to run out the clock by not showing up to court and not getting picked up for the bench warrant.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guy in high school got busted cause he started his truck, then passed out. But how many cops get shit canned and still have access to their guns?

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GNN_RNR 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not if I get drunk enough the day before so I'm still drunk in the morning

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s because you’re drinking the wrong stuff. Add a little CLP to your breakfast bourbon.

Also if your pancake batter is too runny try adding Frog Lube to thicken it. A little dab goes a long way.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to know what music you madlads love? Lets hear it. I need a BestGunnit Playlist.

What do you play when you reload?
What do you play at the range?
What do you dance to when you’re in full LARP?

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AngeredKabar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mott the Hoople - All the Young Dudes ("Boogaloo dudes" is mentioned in the chorus)

Johnny Horton - Battle of New Orleans

Andrew W.K. - Ready to Die

Various Artists - Chinggis (Kahan, Kaahn, etc.) (Look up,"In Praise of Ghengis Kahn")

A2M - I Got Bitches

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HKgoneWild 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hk Slap - print shoot repeat

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GNN_RNR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turns out I cannot spell