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bosunmoon 11 points ago +11 / -0

You aren't supposed to keep it inserted in your rectum.

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Llamatime 8 points ago +8 / -0

You must be new here.

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Zap carry is all the rage these days. Don’t knock it til you try it.

Just uh…. Clean your guns more often…. For uh…. Reasons…

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HKgoneWild 6 points ago +6 / -0

Get that bonus bioweapon damage too?

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scruffyusp 10 points ago +10 / -0

First off, you're a fucking Alpha Chad sexual tyrannosaurus Rex for carrying a .45.

That's why you're sweating too much. Just way too fucking awesome.

I would probably look into a cyborg body like robo cop. Ask Peter Weller how he did it.

If that doesn't work because I don't know what year it is or what's real or not, than I would go for a fancy coating.

Send that gat off for a cerakote. Get stainless pins and shit. Ask around for a full fucking Maritime action style shark shooting build.

Better, get it hardchromed and then parkerized and then oil the fuck out of it.

Then oil it some more.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sweaty man demonstrating subject matter expertise...all guns get wet. Clean them. Some do better than others. But never stop sweating. It's your body exercising the demons.

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Probably-Pooping 8 points ago +8 / -0

Brotha, don’t play. That’s not sweat. You pissed on you’re Glock for internet points, didn’t you?

I’m not even mad at you. Trade that plastic shit in for a nice metal gun. Get the 1911 you’re heart desires. Just don’t piss on that one. It will ruin the finish and cause rusting.

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AngeredKabar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uh. Surely the resident HKphile would tell you how every small part in the HK45 is impervious to corrosion and all springs are nickel-chrome.

I don't know though, it's on my list but so is everything else.

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HKgoneWild 1 point ago +1 / -0

RRreeeeee!!!

Bring serious though, everything can corrode. Just a matter of having the right conditions.

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frankenglock 6 points ago +6 / -0

I gots the case of swamp-ass also.

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HKgoneWild 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just don't wear pants.

Swamp-ass resolved.

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frankenglock 5 points ago +5 / -0

But then everybody will see my benis, and my other benis as well.

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

As long as you keep your larping in the woods you'll be fine.

If you have to larporate in the city trade out for some rhodie short shorts.

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Arohk 4 points ago +4 / -0

You need to take the gun off you before you receive a golden shower.

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DwydeShrude 4 points ago +4 / -0

maybe a different holster material

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