16
Comments (16)
sorted by:
6
scruffyusp 6 points ago +6 / -0

17 is best Glock. Besides 20.

Bought my gen 4 as a police trade in for $420.

Damn gun seemed grateful to not be pointed at teenagers skateboarding anymore and be a proper gun for an autist.

The only problem is it got together with some of my KF date code USPs and started talking about invading Poland.....

5
AngeredKabar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Swap slides and it's like doing two chicks

4
BaronFalcon 4 points ago +4 / -0

you know, this reminds of this blond chic i dated who wore a giant red wig for halloween and I told her it was hot. she got pissed and said i liked it because she looked like a different chic. i feel like my glock would do the same and start stovepiping like a jamteen11

4
DRAGONBALLQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

?If you could marry your gun, would you do it?

4
scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're not already married? My HK45c has been in my pants and in my pictures for years.

5
DRAGONBALLQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was once married to a Desert Eagle .50 ca. She was quite a handful. We had to get a divorce after she found out I was cheating on her with a Barretta .380

She was like "what does she have that i don't have"

Israeli chicks are hot, but Italian chicks are classy. I think I will just be a Muslim so I can marry both of them. Problem solved.

2
scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tiger stripe is best for desert eagle.

Or gold. If you're gonna go, go all the way.

3
deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
3
DRAGONBALLQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just do a religious marriage, you dont need the government for that, all you need is a priest.

5
GNN_RNR 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm a little old to get the attention of a priest

1
DRAGONBALLQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

NEVER TOO OLD!!!

3
frankenglock [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

YES

But I would be a polygamist. Is that okay?

1
DRAGONBALLQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

One man, one gun. Unless you are Muslim then I can't say anything about that.

1
BaronFalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

what about mormons?

1
frankenglock [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe I should start my own religion, based on having multiple firearms and waifus.

Guifugeon? Waifungeon?

2
AngeredKabar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gunkata as a central ritual.

See Equilibrium.