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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

I should really buy a 3D printer.,,

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MarriedWChildren256 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes.

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes.

And the thing in your pants doesn't count. No matter how stiff those socks might get they just won't be able to hold up against anything bigger than a 22.

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ok, I’ll know you said NOT to do it… But now I’m super curious how many layers of my special “paper mache printer” it would take to make a level IV plate.

Doesn’t Demo Ranch have a PO Box where you can send homemade body armor for Matt to test?

Hmmmm……

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SirJiub 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gonna need a lot of socks.

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HegelianDichotomy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hydrolic press, too.

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Steezy 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Today we’re testing homemade, paper maché body armor sent to us by Kem the Autist.”

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TacticalSkittles 2 points ago +3 / -1

As funny as this is, I'd be terrified to do it, because you know this guy just put a target on his back by officials.

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YouNeedVPN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you notice the website you happen to post on? You're on several lists.

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GNN_RNR 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's more sad than that, we probably aren't on those lists anymore

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Probably-Pooping 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meh. If you aren’t already on a list by now, you’re not living up to your full potential.

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GNN_RNR 1 point ago +1 / -0

Easy solution, wear your Qore Iceplate on the back, filled with tannerite

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