posted ago by Win_user_654321 ago by Win_user_654321 +9 / -0

I’ll pay $1 to the first person that loads candy corn into a .40 short and weak and videos themselves firing it.

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lxd4610 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now that the seasons are changing, do you switch your carry piece to something larger? Or do you stick with one size (compact?) all year long?

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s time to break out the wheelguns, the big irons. I’m talking about 8-10” barrels. Of course I appendix carry that shit, so don’t even ask.

It’s getting colder. Others boys are shrinking, but my bulge is growing. Ladies notice.

They’re allowed WonderBras, so I’m allowed a giant steel cylinder to “make my clothes fit better” too.

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amateur.

If your not carrying around a 12 gauge shorty shotty are you even carrying?

Give em a bulge they can stare at.

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AngeredKabar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Carry a 1861 Colt appendix style. Hammer down on a loaded chamber of course. Concealed lower in the crotch in my track tear away pants and closer to my body is a satchel for the powder flask, caps and of course the balls. SOP for gunfight is fan hammer to primarily lay down a smoke screen, then rip off pants and attempt reload to re-engage. The brisk air of winter embracing your haunches increases adrenaline production. Successfully ride the dragon and you will be a momentary superhero fueled by the smell of sulfur, the crisp breeze running between your thighs and the thrill of staring death in the face.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not gonna lie, I’ve got a bit of a chub from reading that.

Now I understand how the ladies feel when they read their romance novels.

Excuse me while I go draw a bubble bath and light some candles, so I can read this again properly.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Used to go from compact (15 rnd min) in fall and winter to subcompact (7 to 9 rnd) in summer for tshirts. But instead just switched to old fat man Tommy Bahama shirts and the like.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

The new double-stacked subcompacts almost have as much capacity as the full-size now. My little baby gun holds 13+1.

The problem is I can’t hit shit with it. I’ll be lucky to land 2/14. I’m like a damn storm trooper.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. That's real. But we're still most likely to be within arms length of any terry we need to blast upon.

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Win_user_654321 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I carry the same all year regardless but some folks carry bigger in the winter. Personal preference I guess

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AngeredKabar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are we talking just one kernel, or packing as much as you can in a barrel with a mandrel and hammer?

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Llamatime 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm interested in seeing both.

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HegelianDichotomy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whats a .40 long and strong?

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Probably-Pooping 8 points ago +8 / -0

10MM?

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

40 mm. The high pressure ones.

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HegelianDichotomy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thwuomp

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GeorgeFentanylFloyd 3 points ago +3 / -0

I put a few kernels of candy corn up by butthole if that counts

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only counts if you eat them after.

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King_Noob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Username checks.