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FartBoySlim 21 points ago +21 / -0

You shut your fucking mouth before any of the Meths in my life hear you talking like that.

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HonkNJhonk 9 points ago +9 / -0

Unsure of what you’re talking about here. But I do purchase my boats whole. This is the best time of year to purchase boats, and the best ones can be had from $800 to $2000 as long as the motor runs.

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Modus_Pwninz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got a boat with 300hp for $650, deals can still be found!

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Welderzero 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm in the enviable position of not having to explain my gun or whiskey purchases.

As long as I hold up my end of the household finances I'm good to go.

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Sunsetmal 6 points ago +6 / -0

Got busted this week when ammo got delivered and I wasn't there. Thanks a lot, FedEx

bUt I tHoUgHt ThAtS wHy YoU gOt ThE rEaLoaDiNg SeTuP?!?!?

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LordNoodles 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's got a point...

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300BLK 3 points ago +3 / -0

You gotta shoot em to reload em

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anonandonandon 2 points ago +2 / -0

imagine buying spent cases to do your reloading with. Nah, you gotta rip it fresh from a factory load or else it goes stale

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redcell5 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only reason I'd hide parts from meth is she'd use 'em on her build.

"Honey, where did that castle nut go?"

"Shockwave needed a brace."

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PM_Me_Ur_Weird_Bendy 4 points ago +4 / -0

People actually buy prebuilts?

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scruffyusp 3 points ago +3 / -0

(Mic drop)

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John_McFly 3 points ago +3 / -0

And Glocks.

Learned the hard way to not pick funky colors without her seeing me paint one...

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richgoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

i bought my omnitac cash money. snuck it in while the wife's bull was laying big dong.

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uglierpicsofanallove 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't envy your relationship at all lol

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300BLK 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, you guys get to buy guns and parts?!

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salsashark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are your balls in your part bin too?

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rcstl [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Discretion is the better part of valor.

Why start a possible fight? Happy wife = happy life.

I'm also smart enough to leave the house with an empty gun case to return with a new gun in said previously empty case!

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salsashark 1 point ago +1 / -0

I get that part but we have our own money and a joint account for the house and shit. As long as that get paid we spend our owb mobey how ever. Sheshows me her nails and i ahow off my ammo haul

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GarudaDarkblack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mine didn't agree with me so she left. I haven't been this happy in years.

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mojavegreen 1 point ago +1 / -0

If meth buys shoes, I buy parts. That's a healthy relationship.