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AdmirerofToesandFeet 13 points ago +13 / -0

Are guns even regulated? I guess I was too busy doing whatever I wanted to do to notice.

by HypJii
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AdmirerofToesandFeet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice feet.

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 5 points ago +6 / -1

Remove the stock, saw down the barrel, and wrap that baby in hunnit dolla bills.

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can you please mail one of these to the vacant home down the street where I pick up my wish.com orders? I'm a 7XL.

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 5 points ago +5 / -0

pedophile

This word is outdated and offensive. Please use the term "predatory but mostly peaceful fornicator" in the future.

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 10 points ago +10 / -0

Congrats on getting off of the NSA's favorite domestic surveillance software.

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 4 points ago +4 / -0

All that you need to do to be an alt-right extremist today is to love the U.S. Constitution and dislike paying taxes.

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 11 points ago +11 / -0

>tfw you've been hitting Taco Bell too hard and no longer have the physique to lift your bare foot up and place it in the trigger guard

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 19 points ago +19 / -0

The courts, not the freedom-hating faggots in the gAyTF, ought to interpret the law. The idea of unelected federal bureaucrats unilaterally rewriting established law has my good friends George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and John Adams rolling in their graves.

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 3 points ago +3 / -0

You must have the wrong autist, officer. I don't own any guns and I haven't had a magazine subscription in years.

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 11 points ago +11 / -0

On the contrary, if Thomas Jefferson saw that pistol brace, he'd head over to gAyTF HQ and start making alphabet soup.

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a lot easier to keep track of round count on single shot gats.

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 10 points ago +10 / -0

what, is this illegal??!?

No, the ATF is illegal. NO STEP!

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 19 points ago +19 / -0

Saw off the barrel, drop some .22 ratshot in either end and set it off with a hammer. Safety is obviously paramount here, so make sure you wear two pairs of socks on whichever foot is holding the hammer.

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 4 points ago +4 / -0

You could stand in a window with a butter knife if you were feeling particularly brave.

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Antifa attempting to infiltrate the Boojahideen

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 14 points ago +14 / -0

We're out on Reddit today so please bear with the sound of censorship you hear in the background.

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you janny, very cool

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 5 points ago +5 / -0

And he's showing some toe for the mods. That's more than can be said for the prude on the left.

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 13 points ago +13 / -0

Love of country and distrust of government is quintessentially American; flabby-armed leftists from Europe don't realize that the nation and the state are separable.

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AdmirerofToesandFeet 73 points ago +73 / -0

If you can take a picture at home that doesn't have a gun somewhere in the background then you're either poor or a communist.