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AlcoholicRetard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody’s lives were in danger until the government got involved

I don’t know about that really, if he was keeping them in a warehouse in the middle nowhere sure but this fucking guy had 16 tons of black powder in a residential neighborhood, that’s kinda fucked. What if a there was a fire in his house?

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AlcoholicRetard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mine jammed constantly, I got rid of it.

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AlcoholicRetard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t want the gooch hair melting onto the barrel.

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AlcoholicRetard 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like the vents it has in the barrel, makes it look like a Model 19 and a Python had a baby.

Edit: Looks like they have an identical one called the Martial for $30 less, I can’t tell the difference, maybe I’ll get that one.

https://www.ows-ammo.com/llama-martial-38spl-revolver-4-blue-grade-1

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AlcoholicRetard 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wasting a lot of cocaine weight with that gun.

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AlcoholicRetard 11 points ago +11 / -0

And I thought I was safe from gunfire in my 3rd floor apartment.

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AlcoholicRetard 6 points ago +6 / -0

A wrecking ball crane would also be able to pivot 360 degrees allowing the port holes for the rifles to aim at any target.

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AlcoholicRetard 11 points ago +11 / -0

God damn he is creepy looking, strong pedo vibes.

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AlcoholicRetard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Without my my heat or Glock got me a dog and named her my bitch nigga eater

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AlcoholicRetard 5 points ago +5 / -0

What if I just tuck it into one of my gut folds?

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AlcoholicRetard 8 points ago +8 / -0

I believe the sand people working the Jew’s penny mines went on strike and they don’t seem to be responding positively to the increased whipping. Should have just used Oompa Loompas from the start, it would have saved them a lot of aggravation.

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AlcoholicRetard 12 points ago +12 / -0

The last I had checked the ‘rona had delayed their court case and they were out on bail, shirtless and free.

https://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/crime/article242568611.html

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AlcoholicRetard 9 points ago +9 / -0

But in the post apocalyptic wasteland my gut and tits will be a symbol of prosperity and help to attract mates.

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