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DickAllcocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like how it’s not the rape part that turns you off hahahaha

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DickAllcocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Switch to socks sandals, a speedo and pink tank top and maybe they’ll blow you instead of red flag.

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DickAllcocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

TMW you go to rape her at gunpoint and she screams give me a baby

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DickAllcocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Every gun control thot should be raped on principle

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DickAllcocks 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maglights are proven great beaters if ya know what I mean.

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DickAllcocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bro. We have a generation of people who don’t know what a corn or bean plant is, or what bathroom to use. Nothing should surprise you at this point.

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DickAllcocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

When the boog drops its gonna be the crazy mofo in a speedo and xero sandals dropping floopies and slitting commies by the neck with a 10/22, gsg drum and a case of Thunderbolts saving the tacticool mall ninjas from their diabeetus, lack of cardio and gear addiction.

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DickAllcocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Toyotas are hot again

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DickAllcocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Cannot ship to NY” I assume

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DickAllcocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck its like those washed women celebrities after plastic surgery

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DickAllcocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the fuck is that? I almost never need to ask but seriously.

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DickAllcocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m more of a lot lizard guy myself. But no judgement among degens, right?

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DickAllcocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you’re going to do something stupid, be smart about it.

Don’t go online talking shit lol. Keep your fucking head down ffs.

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DickAllcocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should put that on your Grindr profile.

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DickAllcocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you don’t know who the fuck Jerry Miculek is, you are a power-bottom for downtown Detroit lol.

Fucking seriously.

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DickAllcocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Over the years he’s brought attention down on himself for doing dumb shit.

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DickAllcocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have fun taking on Iraqveteran8888 or Jerry brah.

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DickAllcocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed. But I wouldn’t run in his fireteam tho. Maybe one to bail him.

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DickAllcocks 0 points ago +1 / -1

Not celebrating, but dude was a moron and a pussy-faggot.

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