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She's a pretty good gal with a heart of gold. I don't remember much about the encounter because she had to ply me with radiator moonshine. The next morning I woke up to find her pitbull puppy greeting me with his mouth agape, perched on my chest. Then I realized she just fell asleep on top of me in the 69 position.
Brother, it's Twin Peaks so context probably won't help. So I'll just give broad general context without details.
The protagonist of the show is being helped by supernatural beings. The people in the van are assassins hired by the antagonist to kill the protagonist. The Polish accountant, we are led to believe, is acting on behalf of the supernatural beings to protect their guy. I know, it doesn't help. Watching the show doesn't help either. You have to kinda watch all Twin Peaks stuff and even then it's bizarre.
Not me, mines got the picatinny mounted chrome scrotum with a nude Kagome engraved on the lower.
Here, the Polish accountant from Twin Peaks gets his Glock off. Enjoy:
Oh. I see how it is. You all like your genders the same way you like your triggers. Binary.
Agreed. Still think you should pull the scheme though. Reddit boys will be distraught to keep up with the fad.
The problem with MOST 40s here in the states is that they built them on 9mm frames/slides with only the barrel being different. Germans were smarter and beefed up components for the higher pressures.
That being said, my only subcompact is a 9mm as it should be. Because firing 40 in that size gun is is just sister fuckingly retarded.
Too late for me. It's my normal carry round. I'm told I should be ashamed about this but I suck at doing what I'm told.
I'll never for the life of me understand why the existence of this caliber raises the ire of so many. A guy I know through work had a serious overreaction when I told I was carrying a VP40. Literally blurted out "Why do you own ANYTHING in .40 short and weak!?!?" in the same tone of voice one might ask why someone raped and killed one's wife. I just stared at him then politely, to save him embarrassment, changed the subject.
Listen here you little shit...
He don't fock around when it comes to drip.
You could've just said slut magic. What kinda RMR is that on the Glurk?
If not for the blood, I'd say he looks like he's enjoying a day at the beach. Legs crossed, reaching over to hold hands with the hairy bear that made him a twink while getting lost in thoughts about how he can't hold his shit in anymore. But nah, he dade.
I only pull my peepee out for type G girls. It's the only way I'll I feel comfortable saying that I prefer ladies that know how to decock.
People in Japan often call people in China "Asian niggers". It's this whole thing over there with stereotypes and all.
And it's double action.
If you're not knowin' I'm here to educate ya:
I'm gonna call my 80's punk cover band Metallic Phallus. I hope you don't expect royalty fees from it.
Needs a bubble blowing machine mounted onto it to just really push it on over the goal line.
Fleshlights are also great for beating. So I hear.
A member's only encrypted video hosting service would be pretty sweet for sharing builds, pet projects and such. But there's the trust issue and it's valid. Just really wanna show off my jury rigged bouncing betty.
Only if you got T-Rex arms or just plunged a hotshot of China white.
His channel gives me hope that one day I'll be able to 3D print an F-22 Raptor. You fudds will probably be like "Hur durdur muh A10 Warthog!"
Also the printer is a gift that keeps on giving. Want a CZ Scorpion? That's available to print. Are you a Glocktard? Oh boy are you gonna be drooling. And there's more AR-15 print files than you can shake dick at. I really am not going to do any of this at all since I'm a good boy who abides by the FBI and ATF statutes at all times.
I thought first rule of gunsmithing was you do not talk about gunsmithing?
When did we stop using the "mick" slur?? Are we gonna call eye-talians spaghetti niggers instead of dago or wop?
Dude you are crazier than an owl shit casserole. I love it.