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almond_activator 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not sure what the point was, but they definitely reached for it.

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almond_activator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello handshake my old friend
I've come to gawk at you again
At the disinfo soflty feeding
My eyes wide at slow defeating
And the address, tracked within the link
Still remains, caught in the fed honeypot

Still doesn't fit the rhyme scheme, but at least the syllable count is closer to correct now.

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almond_activator 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't know what I was expecting, but this was certainly it.

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almond_activator 3 points ago +3 / -0

The solution is obvious for those of us in the know. Drink bourbon and ignore the problem until it goes away.

For a while, this formula was working reasonably well.

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almond_activator 7 points ago +7 / -0

We're in a post-truth society. The left is going to alter the saturation of his photograph and call him a white supremacist, and I'm going to call him a tranny.

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almond_activator 7 points ago +7 / -0

We know the FBI likes to 'keep an eye on' mentally unstable men. Who's more mentally unstable than a loser transvestite illegal alien who lives with his grandmother?

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almond_activator 8 points ago +8 / -0

The entire federal government of these once-united States can go fuck itself with a rusty metal rake.

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almond_activator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brandon Herrera did it recently. Didn't get enough of a gas seal on the .50 cartridge to get any real velocity on the round the first time. Eventually put a plastic sleeve around the casing so he could get the chamber pressure high enough for a catastrophic failure.

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almond_activator 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's a stiff mattress.

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almond_activator 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the longest and most thorough "I was wrong" video I've seen in a long time.

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almond_activator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Anarcho-tyranny in action. An omnipotent, omnipresent state that chooses not to pursue matters that are not directly in their interest of expanding their power.

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almond_activator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sebastian's voice is a bit too grating for my taste, but Dick Beatzit here remains a solid pastiche of the AFT.

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almond_activator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not bad. Flows nicely, message is good, delivery is clear. Should have been played at my local rap station the day of the verdict. Might have reached some people.

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almond_activator 9 points ago +9 / -0

Two. Spicy biceps and misses don't count as kills.

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almond_activator 14 points ago +14 / -0

What's the cheat code to unlock Jerry Miculek?

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almond_activator 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't see any meth.

I think OP is just the type that finds men's locker rooms tantalizing.

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almond_activator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kinda surprised there wasn't an ND in there.

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almond_activator 4 points ago +4 / -0

The thumb has a role to play there, dude. They're probably shocked because you're neglecting the bean.

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almond_activator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ruling over a glowing wasteland is somehow preferable to leaving people alone.

They're not worried about the fighters. They're trying to make sure that no one who opposes them will have food, shelter, or anonymity. The NPCs wouldn't keep us safe when their goons go looking, feed us when we're hungry, or keep silent when they're looking to step some more.

But they want us dead and our children mutilated and molested. I guess we’re the bad guys... somehow?

"When we win, remember: they want you broke and dead, your children raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny".

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almond_activator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dari in the West, Pashto in the South-East, and probably some other shit because Afghanistan isn't a nation, it's a state.

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almond_activator 9 points ago +9 / -0

California Penal Code §§ 30515(a)(1) through (8) (defining an “assault weapon” by prohibited features), 30800 (deeming certain “assault weapons” a public nuisance), 30915 (regulating “assault weapons” obtained by bequest or inheritance), 30925 (restricting importation of “assault weapons” by new residents), 30945 (restricting use of registered “assault weapons”), and 30950 (prohibiting possession of “assault weapons” by minors), and the penalty provisions §§ 30600, 30605 and 30800 as applied to “assault weapons” defined in Code §§ 30515(a)(1) through (8) are hereby declared unconstitutional and shall be enjoined.

I'm no expert on CA law (or law in general), but it looks like the entire California "assault weapons" ban (or at least the enforcement portions) just got struck down.

Can we get this man on SCOUTUS? I'd like to see what he'd say about the NFA (hint: it rhymes with "duck).

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