Why make them do something they're actually good at and enjoy? It's like punishing your dog by locking him in a cage made out of hot dogs and bologna logs.
Seriously, if you've bought these and know they're actively coming after them. Just don't have them. Go dump it in a box in the woods or something. Any questions they have, don't answer. Demand a lawyer, don't open the door without warrants, ect.
The more resistance and stink they have to put up with the harder this will be to justify to courts. Especially if it keeps coming up empty.
Why make them do something they're actually good at and enjoy? It's like punishing your dog by locking him in a cage made out of hot dogs and bologna logs.
There is a small chance they’d get so distracted playing with the dildos that they forget to shoot your dog, though.
Why even have it in there?
Seriously, if you've bought these and know they're actively coming after them. Just don't have them. Go dump it in a box in the woods or something. Any questions they have, don't answer. Demand a lawyer, don't open the door without warrants, ect.
The more resistance and stink they have to put up with the harder this will be to justify to courts. Especially if it keeps coming up empty.