That’s pretty cool Allen hey did you ever hear of the time that Lon Horiuchi shot a woman in the face while she held an infant and our government was like ‘yeah but her husband totally had some shotguns with slightly shorter barrels than we want and we convinced him to make them’

I once knew a guy for 3 months and forgot his name despite seeing him every other day.

This is me. I have shit for memory of names but can remember what caliber and how far I shot that deer 14 years ago or like the last time I believed the media.