Biden: *checks watch* we need to regulate assault weapons in the U.S. so they don't fall into the hands of dangerous people. *licks ice cream*
Taliban: *releases ISIS from prison*. Thanks for giving us literally thousands of actual assault rifles! We'll keep good care of them for you while we plan our next attack on you. *bombs our service personnel*
Biden: *sniffs children* That was Trump's fault. *falls asleep*
I ordered a handguard but instead of having the stabby squares on it it just has weird looking holes. Who is m-lok and how do I file a complaint?
M-LOK is the code name for the acting director of BATFEces. What you're gonna want to do is find a local retard and convince him to buy you an quad-rail AR-15 rifle with a 15.75 inch barrel then have the local sheriff arrest him. When BATFEces comes to shoot his dog, file your complaint in box of a dozen donuts left outside the county jail. ATF agents will always stop for a box of donuts.
I think they’re more of a KFC outfit
why does this sound vaguely familiar?