Biden: *checks watch* we need to regulate assault weapons in the U.S. so they don't fall into the hands of dangerous people. *licks ice cream*
Taliban: *releases ISIS from prison*. Thanks for giving us literally thousands of actual assault rifles! We'll keep good care of them for you while we plan our next attack on you. *bombs our service personnel*
Biden: *sniffs children* That was Trump's fault. *falls asleep*
Anyone concerned about an upcoming communications blackout?
No I’m going to smear shit all over the walls and use smokes signals to communicate with my boys. Grug no need technology