The boog posts of old are gone for better or worse. This place needs some more autism. I don't think this one is as good as the one I did last year. Hungover and working 60 hours a week to afford half a tank of gas has me wiped out. Thanks Brandon!

Oh gunnit is a very funny place sir Its a strange and troubled land And these autists are a very funny race sir Every woman's probably a man

Every autist's got a problem solver Stuffed firmly in his tail And it wouldn't be suprising If there'd be another rising Said the man from the Daily Mail

(Chorus) Oh every bird upon my word Singing Yo Ho- drill the third hole! Every hen and jay is making hand grenades Over there sir, i do declare sir! And every old cuck with an old bumpstock singing "no step on snake" And it wouldn't be surpising If there'd be another rising Said the man from the Daily Mail

Oh another day of snooping on the web sir I spied few more fiends Such a bunch of busy gooses there No women could be seen They were marching to the German Goose step And screeching boog a loo And every time i showed up They would shoot me as a fed boy Said the man from the Daily Mail

(Chorus) Oh every bird upon my word Singing Yo Ho- drill the third hole! Every hen and jay is making hand grenades Over there sir, i do declare sir! And every old cuck with an old bumpstock singing "no step on snake" And it wouldn't be surpising If there'd be another rising Said the man from the Daily Mail

Oh the whole place is seething with secession Its no step through and through All the boys are joining local units And the passwords no step too Well the Boog boys just sent me A timebomb in the mail And im shaking in my shoes As im making up the news Said the man from the Daily Mail

(Chorus x3) Oh every bird upon my word Singing Yo Ho- drill the third hole! Every hen and jay is making hand grenades Over there sir, i do declare sir! And every old cuck with an old bumpstock singing "no step on snake" And it wouldn't be surpising If there'd be another rising Said the man from the Daily Mail