Because if you jam your surrogate phallus down your pants, you won't have a pp anymore.
Argue for why you carry the way you do. I'll start.
I use the 5-11 Select fanny pack because the only pistol I have is a full-size Glock 22, which would make me look super happy to see everyone if I put it in my waistband.
Lazy conceal. Right hand side holster with a longer pearl snap over it.
I have also properly concealed an uzi with the secret service style holster, but I only wear that if I am carrying 300k+