I'm so fucking happy we got a hard reset and purged all the fags throwing bullshit "vibe" posts, SpongeBob NOD edits, and wardrobe posts. I'd rather have like 5 mediocre posts a day than 20 steaming piles.
I mean, it gave me a lot to rant about, but I'm sure I can pick up the pieces and find a way to continue the tradition anyway.
You've never stared deep into the soulless pupils of a traffiked, drug addled eastern European woman as she channeled the entirety of the gaping vacuous void that her soul once occupied towards sucking your asshole inside out through your dick hole, have you? Have you seen the contempt she holds towards you and all you love reflected in the back of her eyes as mascara streams down her cheeks while she gags and deep throats your tragically inadequate capitalist sweat hog? Have you watched her writhe in front of you, lithe on her knees as she undulates around with her tonsils planted firmly on your hot rod like a cobra that has finally drummed up to courage to bite her master, the snake charmer, but still cannot break the spell he holds over her because of how utterly broken she has become - like a caged beast reaching for freedom, only to realize they've grabbed a tornado and are riding it out into the ground? Have you seen the hope drain out of her eyes as you grab her by the hair on the back of her skull and drain your balls down her throat so forcefully that a trickle of semen dribbles out her nose alongside her falling tears - and have you watched a human being shatter as she realizes that the only power she will ever have in this world is directly tied to whoever the highest bidder is for whatever wet hole she has for sale that day?
... have you?
Then, respectfully, I don't think you know the measure of a Romanian whore, my friend.
You've never stared deep into the soulless pupils of a traffiked, drug addled eastern European woman as she channeled the entirety of the gaping vacuous void that her soul once occupied towards sucking your asshole inside out through your dick hole, have you? Have you seen the contempt she holds towards you and all you love reflected in the back of her eyes as mascara streams down her cheeks while she gags and deep throats your tragically inadequate capitalist sweat hog? Have you watched her writhe in front of you, lithe on her knees as she undulates around with her tonsils planted firmly on your hot rod like a cobra that has finally drummed up to courage to bite her master, the snake charmer, but still cannot break the spell he holds over her because of how utterly broken she has become - like a caged beast reaching for freedom, only to realize they've grabbed a tornado and are riding it out into the ground? Have you seen the hope drain out of her eyes as you grab her by the hair on the back of her skull and drain your balls down her throat so forcefully that a trickle of semen dribbles out her nose alongside her falling tears - and have you watched a human being shatter as she realizes that the only power she will ever have in this world is directly tied to whoever the highest bidder is for whatever wet hole she has for sale that day?
... have you?
I can't keep up with all the slang like you Young bucks, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
Fucking hell, I used to be a regular on bestgunnit and someone pointed me to you assholes. Where my meth with booger hook ready and toes. Also they need bush
I'm so fucking happy we got a hard reset and purged all the fags throwing bullshit "vibe" posts, SpongeBob NOD edits, and wardrobe posts. I'd rather have like 5 mediocre posts a day than 20 steaming piles.
I mean, it gave me a lot to rant about, but I'm sure I can pick up the pieces and find a way to continue the tradition anyway.
those 80k sucked more than a romanian whore
You've never stared deep into the soulless pupils of a traffiked, drug addled eastern European woman as she channeled the entirety of the gaping vacuous void that her soul once occupied towards sucking your asshole inside out through your dick hole, have you? Have you seen the contempt she holds towards you and all you love reflected in the back of her eyes as mascara streams down her cheeks while she gags and deep throats your tragically inadequate capitalist sweat hog? Have you watched her writhe in front of you, lithe on her knees as she undulates around with her tonsils planted firmly on your hot rod like a cobra that has finally drummed up to courage to bite her master, the snake charmer, but still cannot break the spell he holds over her because of how utterly broken she has become - like a caged beast reaching for freedom, only to realize they've grabbed a tornado and are riding it out into the ground? Have you seen the hope drain out of her eyes as you grab her by the hair on the back of her skull and drain your balls down her throat so forcefully that a trickle of semen dribbles out her nose alongside her falling tears - and have you watched a human being shatter as she realizes that the only power she will ever have in this world is directly tied to whoever the highest bidder is for whatever wet hole she has for sale that day?
... have you?
Then, respectfully, I don't think you know the measure of a Romanian whore, my friend.
... seriously though, you're right. People's shit got weak.
basado
Human trafficking. Now I see the appeal.
Welcome to Bestgunnit 2: Unhinged Edition.
Where can i find this woman
Sucks the change out of your pocket when you are not looking.
Glows?
I can't keep up with all the slang like you Young bucks, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
spooks is the old word
Had to stop using it, ghosts were offended...something about "I'm a Disembodied Spirit and deserve respect, sir!"
Look up Terry Davis. That was his word for CIA agents and it caught on
Grampa, why does your flag only have 49 stars on it?
Still miss dirtdiveractual and having meth Monday that consistently has at least some tits.
I'll show you my tits
I don't even care man, I'm probably on multiple watchlists already, I'd rather shitpost on an FBI honeypot than Reddit
Hey, I got Plastikov as a username. Sweet deal for me.
Fucking hell, I used to be a regular on bestgunnit and someone pointed me to you assholes. Where my meth with booger hook ready and toes. Also they need bush
pick 1