It's a meatghetti maker disguised as an AK... basically it turns the sausages back into potted meat and forms it into meat noodles. You load the Vienna sausages in the drum and manually cycle the action repeatedly to cram those meaty lumps into the barrel until you get a thick rope of processed meat coming out the muzzle brake. It works better if you have some meth on her knees while she suckles on the muzzle end. Bonus points if you rig up a gimp mask to interface with the barrel threads and turn it into a sex game.

... in all seriousness though, when are we gonna see Taofledermaus load up some Viennas or Oscars Mayer weenies into some shotshells?