I used to keep a gun like this in the cab of my truck back when I used to do long ranges. Once while eating at a truck stop at 3 AM, two gunmen with ski masks burst into the place and demanded everyone hand over their wallets. Experience as a trucker has taught me to always have a weapon on me, and on that particular night I was packing the AK behind the seat. I was on a long haul from Indianapolis to Dallas, and I'd be damned if these assholes were going to interrupt my meal. I had ordered steak and eggs but it hadn't come out yet, and I was extremely hungry because my wife didn't pack my food before I had left for the trip. She usually packs my food, but I yelled at her for packing me a fiber bar the previous time. I didn't realize it was a fiber bar and ate it thinking it was a granola bar. Thirty minutes later I am ripping some of the most vile farts known to man, and stinking up my cabin. I never actually took a shit either. I think fiber bars just vaporize your turd into a cacophony of farts until you have nothing left. Needless to say that was the last time I ever ate a fiber bar.