Looking back at my time in Missouri and buying rifles, I can't believe how fucking retarded we were and how lucky I am to be alive. My best friend in jail for the next 40 years and my other friend is deaf. My friend had just bought this new Weatherby .270 rifle and we took it to our other friend's farm to test it out. Weatherby guarantees sub-MOA at 100 yards, which means that from a hundred yards away, your bullets will all hit within less than an inch of each other. After many beers and hours of shooting holes through pennies at 100 yards, we thought it would be a good idea to do the ol' William Tell shoot-an-apple-off-your-head stunt. Except with beer cans because we shot all of the apples earlier in the day. We even shot the fake apples my friend had for decoration in the kitchen. His wife was pretty pissed about that, but I think bowls with fake fruit in them are the dumbest thing ever. I can't tell you how many times I've been stoked to eat a banana or an apple and find out it is just a piece of wood. Do you see guys putting fake wooden beer bottles in a fridge for decoration? Fuck no. You'd get your ass kicked for that.