This is fucking gold
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I feel this is an accurate description of how the left thinks guns operate, just going off on thier own and all
I remember a guy who thought shotguns work like super soakers. You pump it more to make it shoot bigger
like those floppies that turned their AKs up to 10
That's an interesting part of Gus Johnson. He grew up in the Wisconsin country and does all his comedy stuff now with LA type people who probably can't even imagine being in the same room as a pump shotgun
Its missing the double barreled shotgun racking sound. Or the safety and or hammer cocking sound on a Glock.
Where's the movie clip of the handgun rolling down a flight of stairs, discharging rounds every time it hits a new step?
There's a scene in True Lies where an Uzi bounces down the stairs and accidentally kills all the terrorists in the room.
I always wanted an infinity clip! Does it come in 5.56mm?
That's a good question. My 30 round assault clip takes both 9mm and 12GA buckshot. It's fully semi automatic when I use my bump clip magazine holster.
Those ghost guns again, smh
Shit like this is why the first working teleportation device we're ever going to see will have a small receiver stuck to the bottom of a Glock magazine and the transmitter bolted to the bottom of a motorized sorting chute on a 10,000-round vat of 9mm and be patented as "The Portland Peacekeeper".
It's 5.56mm bigger brother will be patented as "The Chicago Shindig".
[120mm tank round version currently being worked on is "The Fuck You, Pay Me".]
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LOLZ BANT