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Every person who, under color of any statute, ordinance, regulation, custom, or usage, of any State or Territory or the District of Columbia

Anybody in the USA

[who] subjects, or causes to be subjected, any citizen of the United States or other person within the jurisdiction thereof

who targets a citizen or lawful resident

the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured by the Constitution and laws

and denies them a legal or Constitutional right

shall be liable to the party injured in an action at law, suit in equity, or other proper proceeding for redress

can get fucked in court

except that in any action brought against a judicial officer for an act or omission taken in such officer’s judicial capacity, injunctive relief shall not be granted unless a declaratory decree was violated or declaratory relief was unavailable.

unless they're a judge acting during trial

For the purposes of this section, any Act of Congress applicable exclusively to the District of Columbia shall be considered to be a statute of the District of Columbia. Section was formerly classified to section 43 of Title 8, Aliens and Nationality.

including Congress for making an illegal law to target residents of Washington, D.C.

All together now:

Anybody in the USA who targets a citizen or lawful resident and denies them a legal or Constitutional right can get fucked in court, unless they're a judge acting during a trial, including Congress for making an illegal law to target residents of Washington, D.C.

Disclaimer: I'm not a lawyer. I don't want to be a lawyer. Lawyers are, in general, miserable pieces of shite.

Disclaimer2: Negatively-charged Over-sized Igloo: This probably also protects people acting under the orders of a judge during a legal proceeding, such as a bailiff.

Disclaimer3: The Faggots in Government will likely say that the entire infringement is carried out in a judicial capacity and ignore or dismiss any suit under this law.

3 years ago
2 score
Reason: Original

Every person who, under color of any statute, ordinance, regulation, custom, or usage, of any State or Territory or the District of Columbia

Anybody in the USA

[who] subjects, or causes to be subjected, any citizen of the United States or other person within the jurisdiction thereof

who targets a citizen or lawful resident

the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured by the Constitution and laws

and denies them a legal or Constitutional right

shall be liable to the party injured in an action at law, suit in equity, or other proper proceeding for redress

can get fucked in court

except that in any action brought against a judicial officer for an act or omission taken in such officer’s judicial capacity, injunctive relief shall not be granted unless a declaratory decree was violated or declaratory relief was unavailable.

unless they're a judge acting during trial

For the purposes of this section, any Act of Congress applicable exclusively to the District of Columbia shall be considered to be a statute of the District of Columbia. Section was formerly classified to section 43 of Title 8, Aliens and Nationality.

including Congress for making an illegal law to target residents of Washington, D.C.

All together now:

Anybody in the USA who targets a citizen or lawful resident and denies them a legal or Constitutional right can get fucked in court, unless they're a judge acting during a trial, including Congress for making an illegal law to target residents of Washington, D.C.

Disclaimer: I'm not a lawyer. I don't want to be a lawyer. Lawyers are, in general, miserable pieces of shite.

3 years ago
1 score