Okay, humor me here, but I have an idea. You're gonna need a mirror, a decent headlamp, some Force Flex trash bags, and some Dawn dish soap... DON'T fuck around and cheap out on any of this. What you're going to want to do is, first, place this mirror at an angle against a wall... not too shallow of an angle, though. Keep it around 45 degrees or so. Next, you need to take that trash bag and dump some of the dish soap into it and fucking spin it around your head until the inside is coated pretty well with a nice layer. Put on your headlamp, turn it on, and then - and this is the confusing part - grab the bottom of the trash back and push your hand upwards through the opening until you've turned it inside out around your arm and pull the drawstring tight around your arm. After this, it's all smooth sailing... just drop your pants, spread your buttcheek using the palm of your non-dominant hand, gaze deeply into the void between your legs using the mirror, and start fishing around in your ass for your lost lower. Don't puss out, either... you really need to get in there, man. Start with one finger, then two, then the fist, etc, etc. You've gotta get up around the bend of your descending colon where it goes transverse across your body in case that bitch is trying to play peekaboo around the corner like some punk ass bratty kid that thinks they're being funny.

If you have sub-par colon hygiene due to weak musculature, inferior genes, or a vegetarian diet, a towel would be nice to help contain the excess fecal matter or staunch any bleeding from having a tender lady-ass. Just getting looking, friend... I'm sure you'll find it.

Okay, humor me here, but I have an idea. You're gonna need a mirror, a decent headlamp, some Force Flex trash bags, and some Dawn dish soap... DON'T fuck around and cheap out on any of this. What you're going to want to do is, first, place this mirror at an angle against a wall... not too shallow of an angle, though. Keep it around 45 degrees or so. Next, you need to take that trash bag and dump some of the dish soap into it and fucking spin it around your head until the inside is coated pretty well with a nice layer. Put on your headlamp, turn it on, and then - and this is the confusing part - grab the bottom of the trash back and push your hand upwards through the opening until you've turned it inside out around your arm and pull the drawstring tight around your arm. After this, it's all smooth sailing... just drop your pants, spread your buttcheek using the palm of your non-dominant hand, gaze deeply into the void between your legs using the mirror, and start fishing around in your ass for you lost lower. Don't puss out, either... you really need to get in there, man. Start with one finger, then two, then the fist, etc, etc. You've gotta get up around the bend of your descending colon where it goes transverse across your body in case that bitch is trying to play peekaboo around the corner like some punk ass bratty kid that thinks they're being funny.

If you have sub-par colon hygiene due to weak musculature, inferior genes, or a vegetarian diet, a towel would be nice to help contain the excess fecal matter or staunch any bleeding from having a tender lady-ass. Just getting looking, friend... I'm sure you'll find it.