That’s exactly my point. Even if you don’t normally decorate for Halloween and hand out candy, you need to go all out this year in an act of resistance.

First, they came for Halloween - But I did not speak up, because I was not a goth...

I wonder who will get to play the part of the person she raped in college!

I would never want to boog with somebody whose OPSEC is so shit that they’d use something like that to begin with.

Are you saying there are non-retard-autistic gun enthusiasts?

Pretty sure all forms of niggerball has been cancelled until further notice.

Fuck if I know, I shoot dogs for a living.

Mistake or not, mis-gendering someone like that is a hate crime. LeBron will come by to pick you up shortly.

I’m pretty sure Lin Wood’s pronouns are he/him. But far would it be from me to be insensitive and make assumptions about such a critical matter. Maybe reach out to xer on Twatter to verify!

Niggligent.

Literal glowboi.

Requires two tax stamps.

Peltor Optime 105 fits the bill, though in light of the 3M combat earplug debacle some would understandably not want to support 3M with their business.

That truck is more bullet-proof than that Gru-looking motherfucker holding the yeet cannon is truck-proof.