I have a Toyota prius on the way

Is this for use in conjunction with the federal red-flag laws coming next week?

That makes way more sense 🤣

They had a great response time, then they just stood around tackling parents

That moving the president strategically and gathering intel beforehand are what keeps them from getting killed, not the dudes in suits with MP7s

35k agents isn't enough to enforce it, but please go ahead and start

I'm reporting you to your branch manager for extremist views against your agency

Supporting?

The guys with machine guns and body armor barely matter to security. The fieldcraft is 99% of it

All feds are bad, but border patrol comes closest to being an actual function of the government

Oh good afternoon fed, I see your agency fucked this one up, its supposed to only be white supremacists shooting up minorities, right? Might want to have a meeting

Well he was probably expecting body armor, so the likelihood of that is high lol

Lol the new kind of Trans

They 100% would not encourage a tranny minority to become a mass shooter. This one will be off the news tomorrow

Fair game but much less effective lol

Would they need tax stamps for longer or shorter teeth?

I'm 1/16th Choctaw, so it's only cultural appropriation if you do it ;)

I only feed him bang and cocaine. Might seem redundant, but that's what he gets

Oh I'm sure he learned his "racism" from a PowerPoint in CT class 🤣 "bro call black dudes 'joggers', everybody will trust you if you use their slang"

He'd have to get laid to get herpies though

Come and take it then. You know my address. Make sure your team springs for the level IV plates though 🤣

What inevitable gun confiscation? They'll never pull it off

It's a threat, he's a fed and he's telling us we're next

Was this one of your busts, fedboi?

The government is a terror group, why would they not celebrate the terror groups that align with them politically? Although you should know this already, since you're a GS-12