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KeepAmericaGreat247 14 points ago +14 / -0

3% of the equation is the unmatched level of faggotry deep within the soul of every individual gAyTF employee--from the field agents to the unpaid interns who rinse dog blood off of the field agents' boots. Without this essential component, they couldn't live with themselves.

The remaining 97% is the American people allowing it to happen. Standing up to tyranny is dangerous and our wealth has led us to value comfort and safety over liberty. When that changes, petty tyrants like the losers in the gAyTF who are tried for crimes against the Constitution and unanimously found guilty by a five-judge panel seated by the spirits of George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, and James Madison will be some of the very first to get on their knees, cry, and beg for mercy like the pathetic, degenerate, subhuman filth that they are.

by Spike
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KeepAmericaGreat247 8 points ago +8 / -0

'Ello, guvnah! Fancy a spot of tea?

Anyway, I sure am glad that our colonial ancestors surrendered that cache of weapons in Concord under protest! If it wasn't for their act of heroism, we probably wouldn't be able to apply for loicenses to butter our bread!

Cheerio! God save the queen!

by HypJii
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KeepAmericaGreat247 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you have a problem figuring out if you're for Hi-Point or HK, then you ain't autistic.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 7 points ago +7 / -0

Come on, man. I just wanted to boog.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 10 points ago +10 / -0

We're out on the range today, so please bear with the sound of ZIP codes exploding you hear in the background.

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