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WaryWoodsman 4 points ago +4 / -0

A man that eats

Of loaf the most

Is less of flesh

And more of toast

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WaryWoodsman 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have a garden toad. 3rd year in a row, and it’s huge now. It likes to bury itself in there for winter and every spring it’s waiting there for me.

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WaryWoodsman 4 points ago +4 / -0

You just reminded me to change the batteries in all of my smoke detectors. You’re a hero.

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WaryWoodsman 3 points ago +3 / -0

He grew a vagina and boobs. Not nice ones though, they were 3 cup sizes different and walleyed

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WaryWoodsman 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s only one thing to do...

Start up the rotors...

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WaryWoodsman 15 points ago +15 / -0

So... who the hell are the people talking to the media at these protests, calling themselves Boogaloo Bois? I would sincerely hope that no one on wknd is stupid enough to talk to reporters and speak for an entire movement.

It seems to me that the idiots from the Michigan protests that got the boogaloo movement on the radar of the national news media were Facebook normies, which seriously is probably the worst sort of normie.

Hey kids, remember, you don’t speak for everyone. If someone puts a microphone in your face and asks for a comment, do everyone a favor and instead of speaking, start singing the national anthem.

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WaryWoodsman 4 points ago +8 / -4

Double false flag. Trump supporters faking Biden votes to make it look like Biden cheated, only to undermine their own team by accident.

Joking, nothing to see here, move along citizen.