Also anyone have a picture of his wounds?
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
Comments (21)
sorted by:
You mean the truth?
Yes, but if I'm repopulating the world, I'm gonna go for some freaky deeky shit. My progeny will be burning giant effigies of Jesus riding a T-Rex while he wields the same blessed +1 Divine M60 that he used to mow down the zombie Nazis that Muhammed raised from the dead to kick off WW3. Did you know that on the 8th day, God decreed that women were to offer up their assholes to their menfolk as a holy sacrament? Why, you ask? Because blessed Virgin Mary was a big fan of the poophole loophole and was really into anal. Front butt is for procreation, but that back pussy is there for those in between times.