Here at the gunnit we keep our guns laid out across our beds stationed inside our bathrooms and shoved in the most unholy places someone at the donald might have been trolling you sending you here for actual advice. Pst if in your neck of the woods the flea markets aren't cucked go thrifting you're bound to find something better.
Hello friend. I like to keep my 9mm inside a turkey carcass in my fridge so that when fedbois come I can invite them in and offer them dinner. I like to baste the boolets in cranberry sauce and lube up my rails with gravy
Best place to hide things is always out in the open. So, buy an old 24lbs naval cannon from circa 1615. Then put your boolets and rifles IN the barrel and put the plug on the end. This is to prevent rust in the barrel. This is a logical method because:
your living room now has cannon
cannon is fun to shoot, biiiiiig boolets
children will be scared if you put pirate skeletons around it and the kids will leave it alone*
your living room now has pirate skeletons
Feds will be more impressed than mad
guns are safe from elements
*If you use real pirate skeletons make sure to check up their butts, that's where they hide their gold
Imagine not wanting your guns loaded, locked, and accessible to all feet in the house at any time get the fuck out of here with that Commie faggot shit
Ammo cans for the ammo, the seal is important. The cheap Winchester safes from TS are probably all you need, they have sales coming up. Or search around for a used safe.
Go to a thrift or discount furniture store and find an old china cabinet. Repurpose it to hold guns instead of dishes. A cheap bookcase can also be converted into a gun cabinet although it won't be very secure.
Hit up Craigslist etc. And look for a broken down soda machine, rip ot the cooly parts, and the refreshment droppy parts, and viola! Great big cavernous hole to put the shooty bits in and it looks cool In whatever space your wifey allows you in the house. Side note, once you rip the guts out go to lowes and get a $30 led shop light to put in the front panel, makes it look like its still a working soda machine.
Just get a cabinet. Keeps the kids out, and keeps your nosey visitors in the dark. No real theft protection, but then again... neither are most "safes"
Here at the gunnit we keep our guns laid out across our beds stationed inside our bathrooms and shoved in the most unholy places someone at the donald might have been trolling you sending you here for actual advice. Pst if in your neck of the woods the flea markets aren't cucked go thrifting you're bound to find something better.
Now you're starting to sound retarded! Welcome!
Hello friend. I like to keep my 9mm inside a turkey carcass in my fridge so that when fedbois come I can invite them in and offer them dinner. I like to baste the boolets in cranberry sauce and lube up my rails with gravy
Best place to hide things is always out in the open. So, buy an old 24lbs naval cannon from circa 1615. Then put your boolets and rifles IN the barrel and put the plug on the end. This is to prevent rust in the barrel. This is a logical method because:
your living room now has cannon
cannon is fun to shoot, biiiiiig boolets
children will be scared if you put pirate skeletons around it and the kids will leave it alone*
your living room now has pirate skeletons
Feds will be more impressed than mad
guns are safe from elements
*If you use real pirate skeletons make sure to check up their butts, that's where they hide their gold
Feds will probably try to suck the skeletons boaners and possibly will find your booty this way
Skeleton Boner is good band name
Just give your kids their own firearm then they'll leave yours alone. Problem solved.
Imagine not wanting your guns loaded, locked, and accessible to all feet in the house at any time get the fuck out of here with that Commie faggot shit
Next to meth's dildos, under the bed? Is this a trick question?
stack on box from tractor supply keep the kiddos out
Ammo cans for the ammo, the seal is important. The cheap Winchester safes from TS are probably all you need, they have sales coming up. Or search around for a used safe.
Go to a thrift or discount furniture store and find an old china cabinet. Repurpose it to hold guns instead of dishes. A cheap bookcase can also be converted into a gun cabinet although it won't be very secure.
Hit up Craigslist etc. And look for a broken down soda machine, rip ot the cooly parts, and the refreshment droppy parts, and viola! Great big cavernous hole to put the shooty bits in and it looks cool In whatever space your wifey allows you in the house. Side note, once you rip the guts out go to lowes and get a $30 led shop light to put in the front panel, makes it look like its still a working soda machine.
Just get a cabinet. Keeps the kids out, and keeps your nosey visitors in the dark. No real theft protection, but then again... neither are most "safes"