Best place to hide things is always out in the open. So, buy an old 24lbs naval cannon from circa 1615. Then put your boolets and rifles IN the barrel and put the plug on the end. This is to prevent rust in the barrel. This is a logical method because:
your living room now has cannon
cannon is fun to shoot, biiiiiig boolets
children will be scared if you put pirate skeletons around it and the kids will leave it alone*
your living room now has pirate skeletons
Feds will be more impressed than mad
guns are safe from elements
*If you use real pirate skeletons make sure to check up their butts, that's where they hide their gold
Best place to hide things is always out in the open. So, buy an old 24lbs naval cannon from circa 1615. Then put your boolets and rifles IN the barrel and put the plug on the end. This is to prevent rust in the barrel. This is a logical method because:
your living room now has cannon
cannon is fun to shoot, biiiiiig boolets
children will be scared if you put pirate skeletons around it and the kids will leave it alone*
your living room now has pirate skeletons
Feds will be more impressed than mad
guns are safe from elements
*If you use real pirate skeletons make sure to check up their butts, that's where they hide their gold
Feds will probably try to suck the skeletons boaners and possibly will find your booty this way
Skeleton Boner is good band name