If so, you’re in luck! Our newest president Joe Biden (don’t worry we’re almost done counting votes - Joes going to get 90 million!) wants to undo an Act Of Congress that prevents gun manufactures from dealing with frivolous lawsuits. On What grounds do you need to sue a gun company? Absolutely nothing if this flies! So buy a .22 and find a nice spot with no major arteries! You’re going to be rich!
But make sure you file your lawsuit fast - those gun companies won’t have enough money to pay all the settlements you autists will win!
Oh, and make sure to take into consideration lawyer fees and the 30% - 50% of the settlement money your friendly neighborhood lawyer takes. What a swell guy, at least he doesn’t take 80%!
If you're not getting rowdy on dirt cheap gold paint from Wal-Mart, you're wasting your money. You jaspers are out here sipping Louis XIII and I'm just getting down with some gutter punch I brewed up in the bowl of a discarded toilet that I clogged up with socks and stuffed behind a dumpster.
I just wanna huff until my face melts into the paper sack and Beezelbub sucks my asshole so hard that he gags on my tongue.
You gotta pay extra for the butthuffs.
A friend told me.
Just wait until one of you retards nominates me for the Supreme Court one day... I'll have to explain what butthuffs are and the technique behind boofing spray paint and farting the fumes into your buddy's mouth (Hint: The key is immaculate sphincter control).
Zap training serves many purposes.