45 () posted 4 years ago by Spike 4 years ago by Spike +45 / -0 38 comments share 38 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Except for Jesus and you’ll just have to get right with him a few minutes before you die, I hear.
“Hey man, I’m sorry I plugged up my zap with weird toys because I have strange sexual appetites. Can I come to heaven?”
“Inherit thine flame, homosexual.”