Everyone knows Swayze died fighting the Russians in '84, then was reincarnated via a Black Mass sacrifice using the body of a small town Missouri man. Of course, his brief stint in Hell had driven him mad and he proceeded to go on a throat ripping, roundhouse throwing rampage using his demonic strength to destroy his foes. After satiating his bloodlust and sending the Devil enough souls in exchange for his own, he settled down as a banker in Manhattan where he is murdered once again, this time by a mugger on the streets in front of his girlfriend. After a spectral killing spree, God decides to call him to heaven for being such a righteous motherfucker and give him another chance at life as a surfer in California. Swayze, being a raging ball of evil and malcontent at heart, turns to bank robberies for cheap thrills when the straight life can't satisfy him. After a series of twists and turns, he eventually outsmarts the FBI in Australia and tricks them into thinking that he surfed to his doom in a giant storm. After this, of course, he escaped back to the USA under an assumed name, where he became a motivational speaker until he was nabbed on child pornography charges.