The HK VP9 2020 optics ready sexy boy edition, a review for the discerning 'tist.
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I can't afford to drive a BMW/Audi but by satan's tits i can afford this fine damn gun thanks to my only fans and my line of men's banana hammocks.
Do you like guns? Do you like striker fired 9mms? Muthafucka do i have one for you!
Paddle mag release, best striker fired trigger that isn't custom, a walther, HK P7 or your stepmom's little man in the boat.
Grip feels fucking great. Smooth with grip no matter the olive oil/sex juice/commie blood. Fits right.
So accurate and hits to point of aim so well. Just put dot and flat black sights on and squeeze off on that "totally fictional threat" that absolutely "isn't someone coming to bother your gun rights".
This gat is made for red dots and i'm gonna put my trijicon rmr on it as soon as i apologize to my scorpion as i have to take it off that.
I also need to spend $30 for the adapter plate because HK doesn't charge you for for plates you don't use.
Size wise its a big damn gun. 17rd fullsize gat iike a glock 17. Still so damn awesome.
ETS mags 17rd mags that work great for this gun $17 mags for an HK. I don't know why people aren't more excited. I keep telling my wife what a HUGE FUCKING DEAL CHEAP MAGS FOR AN HK ARE! She just tells me i'm drunk and to put my penis away.
In short, this gun is fucking awesome, but for fucks sake you knew i'd love it and let it finish without a condom.
Meatballs= 1/2 lb Italian sausage 1/2 lb 85% ground beef Splash of olive oil, long enough to say "GUNS!" 1/4 cup bread crumbs.
Oven 7 min at 350, flip, another 7. Let simmer in a good ass tomato sauce of your choice. Sauce recipe coming this Saturday.
I LOVE AMERICA AND GUNS AND FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T! Uncle Scruffy
Finally, we get to see it, I feel like I've been edging for weeks
Also who wants some sissy euro car when you can get a Cadillac? It even has a hidihole for a 1911
Anything is a hideyhole for a gat if you’ve got the right attitude.
even meth if you've got the intuition
Zap is for wieners and gats
If it fits a 1911 i have room for my HK45C and Tabasco sauce.
Real talk i drive a stick shift Chevy Cruze. It's a great fuckin' car that starts up when it's below zero and can punch through some thick snow.
Downside is there is not really a good gat space. The center console has a spot for a subcompact but it is just that. Sigh.
I knew i needed to post a pic and my pic post ability has been fucked. Now i can so i shall post more of my magic brand of bullshit.
I used to have the stick shift ATS (basically the same but with some bitching chassis parts) and it was a great car...until I killed it
Seriously pretty fun though buddy
Not flashy at all but a fantastic daily driver. I don't know why the lock/unlock is on the center dash but whatever. Still a good car that gets badass gas mileage.
This is good gat. I am fully erect.
Just don't slam it in a door or cupboard. I did that after i heard about sbr .308s the first time and the crooked end is off putting to prostitutes.
Instructions unclear benis stuck in jamb of folding stock
At least you know where it is i guess. Positive thinking.
ETS; Extra Terrible Shit.
That poor poor VP9.
Alrighty now, have you tried them? They feed in mine.
Also get me tasha yar's phone number. Cuz reasons.
21rds in the slight stendos. I like more rounds on board for bed time night stand use as well as a spare for carry. I can shoot 17 dry and then throw in another 21 when the bastard's friends show up.
I don't like the ets 21rds as much as the 17s though. I don't know if they got the feeding throat right in the mag body for that length. Doesn't seem to be as smooth as the 17 rds.
Lol aw damn, you got me. In my defense i was drunk.
Honestly I wish i could get a hold of a .40 P2000. Cool gun.
Huge fan of my P30s in .40.
I wish ETS made .40 mags.
Theeeere she is!
They stick out a bit. Not too bad. Just enough to trigger a lil' ocd but not a detriment to operation nor concealment. It's already a pretty big ol' kraut space magic gat.