Everyone ever is a fuck pretty much. That's why some people just lose their shit and post recipes and rants about guns online. Don't know how that would feel though.
takes a large whiff of paint thinner, then a quick sip
Okay so you wake up after binge drinking questionable alcohols with women of questionable morals and remember that the NFA and mag bans exist so you’re fumin pissed. What’s your next step? Breakfast.
Get yourself a big bottle of orange juice, and it don’t even have to be fancy, but you’re gonna wanna pour half of it out. Save it for later? What the fuck kind of Commie bullshit is that you can just go BUY more later you dumb faggot. Shutup.
Anyway, grab your favorite gat and stuff it into your underwear while you search around the liquor cabinet for whatever’s left. Literally anything: rum, vodka, gin, tequila. If you’ve got whiskey, drink that straight.
Head on back to your oj and fire off a few yard pops. If you don’t have a yard, get some bathroom pops in. You’ve probably got the runny shits anyway. Wipe with a piece of bread because fuck communists. Dump liquor into your oj container until it’s full and then screw the cap back on. Shake it a bunch, then carry it around while you begin your day; people will totally just think it’s orange juice. If you want food with it then just ask our Uncle.
Fun facts, no one is coming to save you.
Everyone ever is a fuck pretty much. That's why some people just lose their shit and post recipes and rants about guns online. Don't know how that would feel though.
takes a large whiff of paint thinner, then a quick sip
Okay so you wake up after binge drinking questionable alcohols with women of questionable morals and remember that the NFA and mag bans exist so you’re fumin pissed. What’s your next step? Breakfast.
Get yourself a big bottle of orange juice, and it don’t even have to be fancy, but you’re gonna wanna pour half of it out. Save it for later? What the fuck kind of Commie bullshit is that you can just go BUY more later you dumb faggot. Shutup.
Anyway, grab your favorite gat and stuff it into your underwear while you search around the liquor cabinet for whatever’s left. Literally anything: rum, vodka, gin, tequila. If you’ve got whiskey, drink that straight.
Head on back to your oj and fire off a few yard pops. If you don’t have a yard, get some bathroom pops in. You’ve probably got the runny shits anyway. Wipe with a piece of bread because fuck communists. Dump liquor into your oj container until it’s full and then screw the cap back on. Shake it a bunch, then carry it around while you begin your day; people will totally just think it’s orange juice. If you want food with it then just ask our Uncle.