If your life is ever threatened by an LEO, act quickly by throwing a molotov cocktail through a Starbucks window and grab a free TV (a 65"+ OLED is preferred, but take whatever is in stock) from your local Best Buy. This quick thinking can not only save your life, but shield you from prosecution, as well.
Really it makes you a valiant hero fighting the oppressive system. Please don’t be a disgusting terrorist by storming a government building and not burning down your neighbors property.
If your life is ever threatened by an LEO, act quickly by throwing a molotov cocktail through a Starbucks window and grab a free TV (a 65"+ OLED is preferred, but take whatever is in stock) from your local Best Buy. This quick thinking can not only save your life, but shield you from prosecution, as well.
What can I do if I'm white, though?
are you wearing all black and know some marxist rhetoric?
Really it makes you a valiant hero fighting the oppressive system. Please don’t be a disgusting terrorist by storming a government building and not burning down your neighbors property.