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Are my 2nd Amendment rights being violated? My boss is being a little bitch around the office because a client saw someone's concealed zapper....

posted 3 years ago by Sunsetmal 3 years ago by Sunsetmal +46 / -0

And like the little bitch he is, who carries a .380 Bersa (like my 120lbs meth)the rule is now that no one can carry a pistol that's longer than thier dick in the office. What kind of discriminatory bullshit is that? It discriminates against manly men like me who low back carry 1911 horizontally (the tramp stamp holster) the old fudd in the office who carries a peacemaker, and the guy who still thinks he's in the military and (awkwardly I might add) carries a Beretta.

Should I get an attorney? Should I carry my World War champ anyway? Should I get dick surgery to add a couple more inches? Should I just buy a compact?

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– scruffyusp 11 points 3 years ago +11 / -0

HK45C.

Seriously.

Go. Get. One. It makes you a sexual Tyrannosaurus.

Personally i'm a howling maelstrom of testicle power now.

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– Sunsetmal [S] 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

You can can conceal that? How big is your dick?

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– Liberatevia300AAC 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

I’ve never measured but my dick is exactly one Mk23 long

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– Sunsetmal [S] 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Does it jam a lot?

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– Liberatevia300AAC 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Only if you limp wrist it

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