Greetings you beautiful autists!

Communists seizing power got ya down? Worried that your czech mail order bride don't love you any more and is just faking those orgasms when she dresses as mary todd lincoln?

Sounds like you need some comfort food and a way to talk svetlana into really commiting to that prostate milking.

Happily i can help with the comfort food, that other thing i'd just advise against fake nails due to internal bleeding.

1. Go ahead and make sure every gun in the house is loaded and that you're drinking. Clothing optional but hot grease spatter burns fucking bad.

2. Dice up half a good yellow onion, start john moses browning a lb of hamburger, i used 85% my local place does. Throw that onion in along with a shit ton of salt and pepper, mustard in about 1/4 cup, ketchup in same amount, a few healthy sprays of Worcestershire sauce. Mix that stuff around! Brown the hamburger and cook all that goodness into it.

You're looking for most of the sauce and delicious grease cooking into the meat, good done burger and all that stuff cooked into a nice semi cohesive mass.

3. One thing a great many people don't think about is overthreat in a limited environment and threat envelope. Meaning that if you get in a fight with some dbags with handguns and you pull a short rifle you have a decisive advantage. This also applies to the grocery store when that fucking bitch cuts in front of you at the meat counter. Yes, i fucking see you there and fuck no you can't have the last steak on clearance you basic bitch.

4. Go ahead and cut some Hawaiian sweet rolls in half and think about Hawaiian shirts and a government that obeys and cares deeply for the will of the people and is earnestly responsive to their needs. Spoon a good measure of meat onto the bread and top how you want. The sandwich will be better for you than any cunt in charge. I like mustard and pickles on the side.

There you go, guns and red meat are proven to stop the spread of communism, as is basic understanding of economics.

As always i am your beloved uncle Scruffy here to tell you to keep strong and keep going, so long as free autists play with guns and have hope America abides!

Uncle Scruffy