Ok first you need to get some good ol' American bacon, make sure yer skillet is seasoned (unless you're some kind've savage) next you want to take that container of MSG, mix it with tannerite and yeet it off the porch while yelling "ALL GUN LAWS ARE INFRINGEMENTS" or something similar. Take careful note of where it lands, this is important later. If your bacon is frozen you need to take a bath with it and apologize. Get two eggs and make sure you know how to extract the contents without breaking the yolk(this may be hard to do if you or your eggs have faggotry).
Spez: my brain got tired writing this but just in case anyone can't tell it was made while thinking about Uncle Scruffy and I give him sole credit whether he wants it or not.
Ok first you need to get some good ol' American bacon, make sure yer skillet is seasoned (unless you're some kind've savage) next you want to take that container of MSG, mix it with tannerite and yeet it off the porch while yelling "ALL GUN LAWS ARE INFRINGEMENTS" or something similar. Take careful note of where it lands, this is important later. If your bacon is frozen you need to take a bath with it and apologize. Get two eggs and make sure you know how to extract the contents without breaking the yolk(this may be hard to do if you or your eggs have faggotry).
Spez: my brain got tired writing this but just in case anyone can't tell it was made while thinking about Uncle Scruffy and I give him sole credit whether he wants it or not.
Oh shit how do I know if my eggs have faggots? I don’t want to risk eating that, it’d be totally gay.
Suck their dicks and see if they like it.
Like it = theyre gay Sorry
Anything for a fellow patriot fren.