As thousands of national guardsmen who aren't trusted with live rounds stand guard over a communist shill inauguration it might be a natural thought to ask yourself how not to not be victimized by the government agencies you've funded with your tax dollars you had no consent over. Don't worry fam, i got you.

1. If someone asks you to make them a short barrel shotgun, ask them flat out if they're lon horiuchi in disguise. If it is, he's just trying to get you to do that so he can kill uour wife and dogs. Plus anyone that doesn't know how to do that is too stupid to have a gun anyway.

2. Carefully note the difference between an opinion statement and direct threats of violence. I can perfectly legally say that biden is the most disgraceful piece of shit i have seen in memory and he strikes me as the kind of guy that likes to hang outside grade schools and sniff bicycle seats. That's perfectly legal.

Threats of violence are not. Clear differences bby.

3. Be aware that anything you do that could draw legal scrutiny could make everything even worse if it comes out you love guns/tendies and a constitutionalist view of government. Everyone likes cockfights and paying extra for the champagne room but they'll get you eventually. Also DUIs and shit.

4. Knock on any parked vans you see on or near your block. If they answer you might see a titty if they parked to have sex. Or they might be feds. If they're feds they probably won't show you any titties unless they're a t f in which case they are men with bigger titties than your meth.

5. If you're captured don't tell them about that thing with the horse, the 9 iron, fifty gallons of tapioca and all those rounds of .32acp. It's a secret.

6. Did you buy those full auto glock sears on wish? Lol jk. If you did you wouldn't be reading this from your lock up. Don't buy full auto parts online.

7. Sometimes when you're at work, try not to scream at people about how hot dogs don't need ketchup as they are already sweet and that the 2nd amendment means factory new full autos for all. Believe it or not some people are ok living life without full auto imported machine guns with factory suppressors and no background checks. Fags!

8. Check again under your wife's side of the bed to make sure lon horiuchi isn't hiding there either. He's a stubborn bastard and he's always looking to kill more wives. Legend has it that the day someone can fit more dicks into their mouth at once than he can claim his mighty magic sniper rifle "spouse killer"

Stay alive and stay beautiful autists. Don't fall for traps and stay ahead o'them soy boys out to get ya.

As always, America and Guns for ever, Uncle Scruffy