What the hell happened?
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Where are the toes??!
Agreed. Show toes or post meth to redeem your self op.
Nice piece. Either my department didn't get the same round of bonuses or yous guys are on the take.
Which one is it, Tiny Greg?
I get a nickel every time I let Regina Lombardo pound me with a strap on
I'm reporting you to HR. You know inter-agency romantic relationships are in violation with the code of conduct.
The memo that went out 18 MONTHS!! ago clearly states only INTRA-Agency anilingus is an acceptable activity. No fellatio, no cunnilingus, no reacharounds, no pegging.
Dammit which white letter was that? The one where we said fuck you to everyone with a brace? I keep on forgetting.
Did you put the new coversheets on your TPS reports?
No, but I fixed the glitch.
It will just work itself out.
What are the names of your pet rocks?
Coochie Man, and Wood Sitting in a Bed
Also, we're nicer than we seem.
What kind of tuarus is that?
I smell a roll tide
This man fucks big time.
Like seriously, obligatory sexy gat pic, but I just asked about some website to meet fucking like minded people, it was a real thing I swear I remember it being on here, and suddenly I’m a fed? Those fuckers at the ATF are laughing at all of us, they don’t need to train, just convince everyone that Uncle Sam’s dick is behind every username waiting to raw dog the shit out of any patriot. Fuck Biden.
Wife’s bull says I’m a big boy and no stepper.
It's humor and it's also real world paranoia for a reason. I've been contacted by fools before.
They really, actually are out to get us.
They weren't looking for recipes I assume? Also I'm too fucking retarded to even figure out what OP/everyone is talking about.
OP posted about a place to meet like minded people in real life.
Erryone laughed and called him a fed glow boy.
OP reponded by posting a pic of a gun that is almost as good as a VP9 that costs 3-4 VP9s.
Ewwww I feel glowy just posting in his thread. I bet he has a Supreme sticker on his ATF laptop. Bleh
I can do naught but upvote thee.
Hey hey, VP9s only run about 10 minutes worth of head in my parts. This baby right here costs an hours worth of good butt lovin.
I see suck boy tony has raised prices. It's been a while since i hit the glory hole since as my van broke down and it's parked permanently by the river. You're gonna fit in here fine new fren.
Real talk? I 100% want to shoot that salient.
It’s nice, only got it after corona lockdowns raped a buddies business, he needed cash. Got it and the RMR plus two mags for $1500 squiddo. Not cheap by no means but still, it fucks and most importantly, now I look like a real life hard pipe hittin ni?️?️a every time I wear my plate carrier to shoot steel at 25 yards once a month at the local fudd range. Every time I hear “them thur sites is just too easy” I cock my head back and laugh heartily towards the heavens as I watch fat bastard struggle to get his LCP on paper at 7 yds.
It's understandable you're wearing plates considering that's a mortgage payment in a holster. I say this as a guy that used to drive a $300 car and carry a P7M8.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Can’t I be pissed off at Wendy’s?
Hey I member! Too bad I just order my food like a bitch, those guys have all the fun.
Calm down fedboi. I think this is what you're referring to.
I could lie and say I didn’t fall for it. But dammit we have standards at the ATF. So let me clarify, I clicked the link, if clicking can constitute touching a finger on a phone screen, but if the phone screen is too big, it’s no longer a click, but a press, which is much much more dangerous, of course if the phone weighs too much it’s a press no matter what size the screen is, which is of course highly illegal, always probably, or until I change my mind.
Well, ya see, some company called Lone Wolf makes a bunch of Glawk-compatible accessories and parts.
And once Daddy Gaston’s patent expired on his tupperware blaster all the leeches came out of the woodwork to copy his copy of a copy, Lone Wolf included.
They called this abortion the Timberwolf, and it wasn’t the greatest clone, but some people liked it, because muh Fuddteen-11 grip angle.
Anyway, a company called Salient who makes guns less reliable and with gold accents and charges 2-3 times the base price of the gun for the privilege licensed the Timberwolf frame, stuck a solid brass backstrap on it, and called it the BLU, because using the same name as a brand of Vape products is a good idea, or something.
And that’s why your hand smells like an ATF’s Zap holster after dog alarm chili night.