Obviously you should comply with the nice officers and do all the things the law demands and then say "thank you for stepping kind sir".
If you insist on booging alone to achieve meme immortally, though, "pedo level performance" for a raid has now been set at a score of 2 glowies + 3 partials. In freaking Broward County.
Just saying.
But what do I use on steppers?
Exit this world like you entered it -- tripping balls, covered in blood, and wearing a full body bunny suit.
protip: custom fursuits could be lined with plates and be made of softarmor and no one would even be able to tell