Hot tendies and meth to you nephews. In an increasingly monitored and hostile world to us America loving autists, it's good to know something about the language/mindset of the modern mental health professional. Since most of them are boring faggots that don't know where the bullet comes out of the commie popper it's up to your beloved Uncle to help you understand that bullshit.
My qualifications? I've been doing mental health work for most of my working life that i didn't spend behind a gun counter selling guns. I have a BA in psych and an MS, also in psych. This means i can teach college level psych if i ever find a school that wants to hire someone that looks homeless, carries a gun habitually and ruthlessly despises authority as well as woke bullshit. Lol i'm fucked.
First, disclaimer, none of this is designed to help in any way a lefty leaning mass shooter (they all tend to lean left) or some other accelerationist cunt. That whole thing is a different deal and i understand the process that creates the kind of douchebag that shoots people living their lives. I have tailored this just to people that are cool but run contrary to the wokeism and all that shit. Fuck you if you want to bother every day people.
- If they notice you, you're fucked. Don't let them find you and your "crazy" beliefs. Delete all social media that has your name. Sure you have 1st amendment rights but private entities can do whatever they want to you as can mental health adjudication if that goes wrong. I've never used twatter or fbook and i just deleted reddit forever.
- Violence and references to violence are hugely uncomfortable to people. They can't understand that you can hold the door for a retired lady and carry a loaded handgun that you absolutely will 100% shoot a human being with if they threaten you enough. I get it, you get it, we all get it. They don't. They're only smart enough to be one thing.
- lon horiuchi murdered vicki weaver. bill clinton is a rapist, biden didn't win the election and is a pathetic commie jizz rag. Also, 7.62x51mm battle rifles are the fucking coolest.
- If they offer to give you any manner of test, dignostic instrument (paper or electronic test where you answer questions) for fucks sake don't take it.
- You orgasm harder carrying a .45 than a 9mm. Go ahead, try it.
- Psychology and mental health professionals aren't like doctors that see an ailment like a broken bone or infection and then want to cure it. Modern mental health is all about diagnosis, which is necessary for insurance payments because no one can afford mental health care, especially the often poor and fucked over people that honestly do need real help. They then give a diagnosis that people can use to justify their own bullshit and claim victim status.
- Actually take care of your own health. Take time to enjoy the simple things in life. Watch red dawn and cook a meal. Get the fuck off the internet. Life is good and being too wrapped up in shit makes you angry rather than cool and flexible.
- Don't joke about killing yourself. I knew a dude that did. Fired and i bet he will lose his FFL too. Also, don't kill yourself unless you're a commie child molester, in which case go ahead.
- Every day, i am sad HK did not make the UCP.
- Don't date a chick you fight loudly with or angrily with. Anyone's going to get you, it's an ex that wants you to suffer for leaving her or just wants to fuck with you for leaving. Romance is hard muthafucka. I don't know what to do to help you succeed beyond good hygiene and cooking.
Good luck you beautiful autists. As always, i love you if you love America and guns and will joyously feed on your anguish if you don't.
Uncle Scruffy
TLDR:
Learn to shut the fuck up and stop fucking crazy bitches.
You have a gift for synopsis.