20 posted 3 years ago by DontTouchMyGuns 3 years ago by DontTouchMyGuns +20 / -0 12 comments share 12 comments share save hide report block hide replies
You fucking win the internet today fren.
You're pretty much limited to magicians flash powder at atmospheric conditions.
Throw snap caps at benis and giggle like tard
No, what she said is that you sitting in the room crying while you jerk it and murmer, "My mommy always told me I was handsome." is what turns her off.
Don't try it. Shizbit hurts. And you may lose your pride and joy man-sausage.
I point my gun near my bush and fire bullets through the excess hair. It leaves a nice musty odor of lead near my balls