We just need to embrace mass stabbings and grenade attacks like the rest of the civilized world.
Guns are so barbaric they let little old meemaw fend off an attack from a 6'4" 280 lb rippling mass of drug induced rage and murderous intent. I'll have you know, in Europe, that criminal would just hack his way through a crowd straight to rape that poor little old lady, just as nature intended.
And don't even get me started on more spiritually enlightened places like China and Southeast Asia where you're not even allowed to eat or breathe unless it's approved by a trained and certified armed authority of the State.
It sounds like you’re having seditious thoughts there, citizen! You’ll need to surrender all of your property to the People’s Republic of Equality and Love, then head off to the Re-education camps for your anal rebalancing.
We just need to embrace mass stabbings and grenade attacks like the rest of the civilized world.
Guns are so barbaric they let little old meemaw fend off an attack from a 6'4" 280 lb rippling mass of drug induced rage and murderous intent. I'll have you know, in Europe, that criminal would just hack his way through a crowd straight to rape that poor little old lady, just as nature intended.
And don't even get me started on more spiritually enlightened places like China and Southeast Asia where you're not even allowed to eat or breathe unless it's approved by a trained and certified armed authority of the State.
It sounds like you’re having seditious thoughts there, citizen! You’ll need to surrender all of your property to the People’s Republic of Equality and Love, then head off to the Re-education camps for your anal rebalancing.
Unless meemaw is an Asian woman in California; then, she just picks up a piece of wood and puts the Gomer in the repair shop.